1) My eBay user name, and my user name for a number of sites, for years, has been "eturn8y".
So, though i think you are witty... i'm not stunned by your cleverness.
2) Yesterday, while you posted that it was too cold to fly, i was out at Clifton High School for 3 hours, with a jacket (not a coat) on. i also flew today, after work. (Since you are a quilter... maybe you can quilt up a fine kite oriented warm jacket.)
3) Today, while i was singing merrily, out-loud, in the kitchen... Marla slyly said: "Oh, you're just in bliss because you are kiting again."
4) While i was at the doctor recently for a prescription renewal... as i as following the nurse down the hallway, i spotted a huge Norman Rockwell-type painting of boys flying kites... and i blurted out: "Awesome painting; i fly kites too." After she looked at me with a peculiar stare (and i didn't much care what she thought)
... i added: "They're sport kites, which mostly adults fly... and they are very challenging." She continued to glance suspiciously in my direction, probably thinking that i needed a lot more medication than i was getting!