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I&#;m taking a few nights off. I need a break. Why? Well after some pretty epic build up, I feel like the show is just ripping off the band-aid slowly and crushing everything we thought we knew about the series. And seemingly the world.

I&#;ve invested weeks of my life into this shitty show which I thought was actually quite brilliant. It had everything. Good looking people, villains, love stories and humour. What more could we ask for?

But I have some problems that have only recently become apparent.  It&#;s depressing AF. Let&#;s break it down, shall we?

Our babyfaced Telv went from hero to zero in just one episode.

Troy managed to get even weirder and tossed his salad in the sink after perving on Ashley&#;s Mum. Then tried to kill his own mum.

The Soft Serve did THIS. And I wish he&#;d just kept serving up the soft stuff.

Charlene and Patrick are going to be ripped apart by his lovely mother.

John started bitching that a minute drive to the missus might be a bit tough.

Nasser turned into the world&#;s biggest cockhead. Which damn nearly broke my heart.

And Trisha the &#;Expert&#; went from pervy comments about intimacy to full-blown Peep Show grossness.

I&#;m not sure what to believe anymore. The ones I was relying on are falling apart at the seams and everything I thought I knew is being shattered one gif at a time. So that&#;s it. I&#;m out until Sunday. I just need time to breathe and collect my thoughts (have it on record).

Fuck You Married at First Sight. I&#;m not getting Wogorigines am I?

THE END

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Holy shit, they&#;ve done it again! I didn&#;t think anything could top last years shit show, but it happened. Am I&#;m fucking thrilled to bits.

We have a villain that makes Davina look like Bambi.

Who couldn&#;t care less about hubby doing these ones at breakfast

And a Kardashian-Jenner hybrid.

Who singlehandedly made a part of her new husband freeze.

They unearthed a Country Boy.  Who looks genuinely confused to be there.

Who got inexplicably paired with Jessika.

But she did give us some brotherly jail bait!

They gave us Lizzy.

Who wasn&#;t about to take shit from the Ken Doll.

We even got Australia&#;s first reality TV virgin.

But Wife Lauren was up for the challenge of releasing the load.

There is an update on Sarah & Telv. Who might just stay together!

They are so cute they even made a silent disco look adorable.

We got a hilarious Filipino-Aussie Bride.

Who had a moment after swearing in front of the food.

And a guy who fancies himself as a bit of Magic Mike.

And after banging 20 somethings in hostels for years, is ready to settle down.

Which means sadly for wifey Heidi, he will be running to the nearest YHA after the show ends.

Then there is Ning.

Who clearly is not going to get Mark to finally say &#;I Love You&#; to a woman.

And Dino. The Zen Master of Calm™

Who is tasked with getting Melissa to fly her freak flag once more.

What more could we want? It&#;s a fiesta of crazy and it&#;s every bit as nuts as the last season. I&#;m so excited I just need to decompose!

I&#;m now glued to my TV screen four nights a week for the next few months and I&#;m proud to say I don&#;t care.  Who knew that such a terrible idea could turn into such thrilling viewing?

Fuck You Married at First Sight, you are simply TOO good. Real or not real we are lapping it up like the puppets that you know we are, being not-so-gently lead along with each new storyline. It’s SICK. You are showing Australia the very best and worst of relationships and serving it up on a golden ratings plater which I am ashamed to admit I’m powerless to resist.

FUCK YOU (can’t wait until Sunday).

THE END

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Hi friends! Hope your week is off to a great start! We have some lovely inspiration for you today from design team member, Jessy. She is using the new and exclusive project pads from Joann Stores for her bible journaling! Read on for all the details & find links to the products at the end of the post!

Whenever I get to journal in my bible, it is something that I love to invest my time on! And I&#;m so glad that I could use these new beautiful project pads from the Flourish & Sunny Days collection. With the verse Romans in mind, I took my journaling bible out and started to create a page out of the verse. Choosing a verse first certainly helps to speed things up and also keeps me focused on what I want to create.

How to Create This Simple Bible Journaling Idea:

1. This cute page is relatively simple to create. To begin, I picked a tag and added the stickers to form the words &#;love genuinely&#;.
2. Next, I positioned the tag somewhat in the middle and added more stickers all around to enhance the page. I added the beautiful lady sticker to remind myself to love people around me genuinely!
3. Lastly, to complete the page, I splattered on some gold mist.

Ideas and Tips for How to Journal in your Bible:

• Choose flat embellishments like stickers. This enables my bible to close well and keeps the pages flat too.
• Add extra details. To make the stickers pop out a little, I lightly traced them with pencil. This gives them an outline and then they stand out more off the page.
• Use layers. Layering and overlapping the elements a little makes a pretty collage in your bible journal. Just remember to use flat things like stickers, tags and ephemera so it doesn&#;t get too bulky.

Thank you for letting me share this page from my bible journal! Hope you have a wonderful crafting time journaling in your bible too! xoxo Jessy

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