And in this day and age, that's not nearly enough to hold up as worth viewing. The Legend of Lemnear. The best song in Lemnear is actually a ripoff of the opening rift from the Transformer's theme "The Touch", but it never quite gets to the singing part and just cockteases you instead. Lemnear begins by having our title heroine walk into a saloon and order a drink, which soon leads to an absurdly cliche bar fight against some bounty hunter thugs that come in after her and start trouble. I was rooting for him because he's straight up cool, both from a high fantasy perspective and because he's metal as hell.
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